Renee’s entire life has been formed by her naturally curly hair and her having topograpanosia, a real disorder of the frontal lobe that results in a complete inability to orient herself in space, as well as an inability to remember people’s names. Because of this disorder, she gets lost a lot. If you see her wandering around anywhere, don’t call anyone. Just get her ice cream. That will calm her down. For the hair, there’s not much you can do.
She is, indeed, a former hula hoop champion, as well as the co-author of two books for women over 50. They are Invisible No More: The Secret Lives of Women Over 50 and Saving the Best for Last: Creating Our Lives After 50.
If you are a very important publisher, a wealthy donor, or if you would like Renee and her co-authors to speak or lead a workshop for your group or organization, you can contact her at lifeintheboomerlane@gmail.com.
Barb - The Empty Nest Mom
January 17, 2012
Perhaps all the hoola-hooping resulted in the inability to orient herself in space. It’s my first time here – laughed out loud at the I-phone apps post. Glad I found you. Although I can’t remember how I did – perhaps I have blogograpanosia. And maybe I should use that doctor app to determine if I do.
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 17, 2012
Thanks, Barb, and welcome to Life in the Boomer Lane!
Travel Spirit
February 11, 2012
I nominated you for the Versatile Blog Award. Not sure if you’ve been nominated before or have the time for it…but wanted you to know I enjoy your blog!
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 13, 2012
For a couple reasons, I don’t participate in awards. But please know that I am honored by your gesture. And you know I am a huge fan of yours.
cirtnecce
February 13, 2012
Hi Rene…your Valentine blog drew me here and I must say I love it! I know the ups and downs(more ups than downs) of curly hair and I too gave up on Shantaram! It’s fun to meet a kindred spirit….Anyway, you write awesome stuff….please keep them coming!
akshay
February 13, 2012
Freshly Pressed is the best of all the gifts from WordPress!
Glad to have found you!
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 13, 2012
Thanks, and welcome to Life in the Boomer Lane!
crunchycook
February 13, 2012
I’m loving your refreshingly witty blog.
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 13, 2012
Thanks, and thanks for reading!
jotsfromasmallapt
February 14, 2012
Well done! Indeed…you are truly well…done!!
Marti Parham
February 14, 2012
You’re funny. I like that.
ecocred
February 14, 2012
“just get her icecream it will calm her down”
I love the way you think!
great blog!
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 14, 2012
Hey, welcome to Life in the Boomer Lane, and thanks. Yes, most of my brain cells are normally occupied by thoughts of ice cream and/or chocolate. It simplifies life quite a bit.
Stephanie C.
February 15, 2012
I enjoy your sense of humor. Your V-day blog drove me to your “required bio,” and I thought, what a great way to put it. I have a hard time with the biography’s. Maybe one day I’ll get one down. Thanks for the laughs. *Smile*
plumplyhonest
February 15, 2012
I absolutely love your blog! I’m flying to New Orleans on Saturday and my boyfriend has been telling me to find a book for the flight and I’m excited I stumbled across your blog to find your books. I ordered Invisible No More and I can’t wait to order Saving the Best for Last. Will that be available on Kindle eventually as well? Thanks for the laughs and I look forward to reading more posts!
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 15, 2012
Wow, thanks, Mona, I’m honored. Saving the Best for Last includes the entire text of Invisible No More, plus adds new chapters and has exerices at the end of each chapter. We advise people not to get both. Since you have already ordered the first one, read that, and if you’d like to see the expanded version, I’ll send you one. Let me know and give me your mailing address. I’ll even personalize it. The first is supposed to be going on Kindle. Then, I suppose the second will follow.
plumplyhonest
February 26, 2012
I finished reading Invisible No More and I LOVED it! I’m normally not one to use caps throughout an entire word, but I felt it was necessary in this case! The book was hysterical, eye-opening, and inspirational all at the same time. I, too, am not the best with anatomy, but if I happen to experience what you experienced, at least I will now somewhat know what is going on! Where can your other books be purchased? I find myself checking your blog daily to get my fix of your writing, so purchasing other books probably isn’t a bad idea.
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 26, 2012
Wow, thanks so much for your comments! Invisible No more and Saving the Best for Last are the two books I’ve written with my two friends. But don’t buy Saving the Best for Last, unless you want to spend the money to read the three new chapters we added and see all the discussion questions. The only book I’ve written myself is a novel, King of the Gypsies, which can be ordered on Amazon.
mrmarymuthafuckingpoppins
February 24, 2012
You’ve Just Been Tagged: check it out at
http://aspoonfulofsuga.wordpress.com/2012/02/24/i-got-tagged-and-no-not-that-kind-of-tagging-and-im-tagging-11-people/
I think you’re awesome and dreamy
carolcovin
April 3, 2012
Invisible, with age that is an imaginary number.
goodoldgirl
May 31, 2012
Just so you’ll know, I’ve nominated you for the Kreativ Blogger Award! http://goodoldgirl.wordpress.com/2012/05/31/its-not-nepotism/
I did it because your blog is not only creative, it’s wonderous!
PS: Love your blog — great fun!
theRipeProject
July 25, 2012
Wow – chance has lead me to my snark sister, amen.
LOVE your blog. Can’t wait to read through the entire archive. In the meantime yes, that was me this morning snorting iced coffee out of my nose as I read “Putting the 50 Shades of Grey Trilogy to Bed.” I am fortunate to have sampled only a few paragraphs of a friend’s copy while sitting on the beach where proximity to the salt water and open air quickly restored my equilibrium.
And I can already predict that your “i read too much” page is going to start cropping up on my Amex bill…
Life in the Boomer Lane
July 25, 2012
Oh my, I am a complete whore for this kind of feedback. Excuse me while I smack myself back to reality. OK, I’m back. I’m glad you enjoy my blog, especially since I am currently in the midst of wondering if I should even continue. I step back and wonder what, exactly, it is that I’m doing. There’s no money in it, and it’s not helping the economy or the environment or even getting rid of the bee’s nest under my front porch. Maybe this malaise will pass. Maybe I need chocolate. A lot of chocolate.
theRipeProject
July 25, 2012
Keep at it, sis. And make the chocolate dark!!
edrevets
August 7, 2012
Greetings Renee (I looked up your real name by searching on Amazon),
We’ve met before, but this time I have something to ask of you. A. you are hilarious. and b. I would love if it if you guest posted on my blog. The idea I had for a topic is what you would tell a 23-year-old trying to make it as a writer/blogger/what you wish you had known. If those are boring, you can choose something else.
Don’t forget that you’re awesome.
Best,
Snotting Black.
Connie Howard
August 17, 2012
I barely know you but already love you (thanks to Snotting Black). (I fall in love with anyone who makes me smile first thing in the morning.) Thanks!
Life in the Boomer Lane
August 17, 2012
Oh my, I love to be fondled like this. Thank you. Really.
jlheuer
September 18, 2012
Hi, I just did a post on my blog where I named you as one of the recipients of the Lovely Blog Award. This is a little like a glorified chain letter but it might bring more followers to your site. Please consider passing it on but if you don’t I will be the first to understand. Jeanne
http://jlheuer.wordpress.com/2012/09/18/oh-lovely-you-think-im-lovely/
leejtyler
September 19, 2012
Hi there. I just wanted to leave a note saying how much I love your fresh take on life and your writing draws this reader in like a child to a hot fudge sundae!! (Or me to one, frankly.) And you know, I have the same lack of response from both committees mentioned in your bio. Maybe it’s a clerical error.
All the best.
Life in the Boomer Lane
September 19, 2012
Wow, thanks, Lee. I’m honored, really. Yes, those committees are frought with lack of imagination.
administrator
December 8, 2012
Hi there. What’s your favourite blog of the year? You can still nominate it for the 2012 transatlantic diablog award. Maybe one of your readers nominates you, too? All that is possible. Here’s all you need to know: http://wp.me/pXfOG-1fY See you all…
Lorna's Voice
January 21, 2013
On the recommendation of Peg, I’m now following your blog. I can’t resist a funny blogger who pokes fun at life in the fast lane (over 55)!
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 21, 2013
Thanks, Lorna, I’m honored!
leejtyler
January 21, 2013
I’ve already left my appreciation of your blog but there was so much popping up today from your blog, I just had to stop by to see what the fuss was about. And we can never read too much. Although I never write down what I read. I need to just have someone input all the books in my library and archived in kindle into Goodreads. Too much boring clerical work. Who needs it? I reference your reading page as I am amazed that you have done this. I lack the patience. Keep us smiling with your sense of humor.
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 21, 2013
Thanks, Lee. With all the tons of bloggers out there, I’m really honored when someone finds me. Happy reading.
microrrelatososhortstories
May 1, 2013
I am a “boomer’s” daughter, so just based on this fact I know i will enjoy reading you…thanks, alexandra
Life in the Boomer Lane
May 1, 2013
Thanks, Alexandra, and welcome to Life in the Boomer Lane!