If we tear ourselves away long enough from any device that starts with a lower case “i”, we will be aware that we are being surrounded by a lot of old people. Some of them might even be us. The fact of the matter is that the age demographic of the United States and a lot of other countries is going up. The World Bank talks about a “demographic time bomb.” And, as we all know, age demographic time bombs are worse than terrorist time bombs, because there is, as yet, no known cure for aging, even if you know what all the little wires mean.
By 2050 the world will have about 2 billion people over 60, three times as many as today. In Japan and western Europe, that age group already makes up nearly a quarter of the population. By 2050 their share will rise to 30-40%, and even in the much younger-developing world it will go up to 25-30%.
But that’s only part of the story. Brookings Institute reports that in other geographic areas, like Africa and the Middle East, rates of population growth across most of the region are still expanding. In Egypt, Pakistan, Algeria, and Morocco, the population growth rate will not likely decrease until 2025; in Iraq, it likely will not decrease even by 2050. In Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and Iraq, the rapid population growth means that youths under the age of 24 now make up 50-65 percent of the population. In Yemen the average age is either 18, or possibly 9.
If there’s one thing we do know about all these statistics, it’s that they are really boring. So let’s forget about them and move on to predictions. Predictions are a lot more fun because they are about something that hasn’t even happened. So if they don’t come true, we can say “Did I say that? I can’t imagine. I think you heard wrong.” Also, when predictions occur in the far future (Example: There will be another Little Ice Age on September 21, 2308. It will start in Bayonne, New Jersey), most of the people reading them will be entirely too old to remember them or entirely too dead. We start with two assumptions that may or may not be true but will totally support our hypothesis. For that reason, alone they are very important:
- In the US, and many other countries that are experiencing population aging, women control the wealth. They also live longer than men, and they take fewer naps. So older women dominate the landscape and wield the power.
- In many countries where populations are young, women are not the decision makers or controllers of the wealth. So young males dominate the landscape and wield the power.
Ergo, the conclusion that can be reached is: Economic, religious, racial, cultural and educational differences will become as irrelevant as the middle class. The real battle will be between women over 50 and men under 24. After awhile, the entire world will be sucked in. People will take sides. Rap musicians will be targeted and will fall prey to drive by fender benders. Factories making sensible shoes will be boycotted. Lady Gaga will ultimately control vast areas of the globe because nobody can figure out what category she fits into.
This mayhem will continue until Angry Birds Version 12 comes out and all young males go home to play it. Older women will be free to go back to spending their time at craft fairs and flea markets. Peace will, for the first time ever in the history of the entire world, be achieved.
deliriouslydivine
March 7, 2011
Wow. I’m all up for that battle. I can see it now, me with sagging hose around the ankles, wielding a rolling pin and beating young tattooed punks over the head. I can’t wait. And, I’ll follow suit of an old neighbor who used to stand at the edge of her driveway and yell at speeding teenagers as they drove past, taking their license plate numbers and threatening to call their mothers.
Order me some Geritol and a pair of 2 lb weights, I’ve got some training to do.
Tori Nelson
March 7, 2011
Ha. Hahaha. Ha. This post AND comment made my morning. A few weeks of Jane Fonda’s cardio tape and we should be ready for the fight 🙂
lifeintheboomerlane
March 7, 2011
Based on both of your comments, I just added a new photo to the post that I had forgotten to add. Now I’m off to the gym to start training.
1959duke
March 7, 2011
Women are in charge of the money? I my marriage there has never been any doubt about who is in charge of the money.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 7, 2011
Yes! We control the pocketbooks! And, even when we don’t, we can still be in charge when men are taking their naps.
Hippie Cahier
March 7, 2011
The Lady Gaga line is priceless!
P.S. I’m still not getting your updates. I’m subscribing again.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 7, 2011
Yeah, I’m not getting several people’s updates. Can’t figure out why.
planejaner
March 7, 2011
count me in–(in a few years). I will get some support hose and a sturdy bra, and I will DOMINATE those young men.
Wait…that didn’t sound right…
I mean…I WILL RULE!
🙂
fun post!
blessings
jane
lifeintheboomerlane
March 7, 2011
Thanks, Jane! And great, we need all the help we can get!
1959duke
March 7, 2011
For me it happened when I changed blogs. I lost all of my previous subscribers. So sad…..
lifeintheboomerlane
March 7, 2011
When I moved from .com to .org, that happened. When I went back to .com, I did get most back (I think).
lifeintheboomerlane
March 7, 2011
I just saw and subscribed to your new blog. I didn’t know you had a new one.
Kathryn McCullough
March 7, 2011
I LOVE the line about folks being “entirely too dead” to remember! That’s priceless, Renee!
Hugs from Haiti,
Kathy
lifeintheboomerlane
March 8, 2011
Thanks, Kathy!
1959duke
March 8, 2011
I had a problem with WordPress on day. My views went from 25 to over 250 in about 90 minutes. I tried to contact WordPress to no avail. I didn’t know if I had a security breach of some kind or not. To stop it I deleted the blog and started this new one.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 8, 2011
Someone else said the same thing. It does sound like some kind of spam problem.
carldagostino
March 8, 2011
That drawing up the is just fantastic. I copied it. May I post it too, please? You gave me an idea . I know US Postal Service did a series kids drawings stamps and will make a post out of that. Seems everyone still having problems getting notifications and having their stuff notified to others with word press.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 8, 2011
Sure. I just found it on Google. Ithought it was pretty fantastic.
writerwoman61
March 8, 2011
Dammit, where did those young whippersnappers put my Spanx?LOL!
Wendy
lifeintheboomerlane
March 8, 2011
Grab you sensible shoes and we’ll go after them.
carldagostino
March 27, 2011
Women will control the money? Hmmmm. I’ll just open a shoe store and I’ll have all the money.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 28, 2011
I’d get offended, except I’d rather go into business with you.